A Minnesota radio station did something truly special.
This is one of the most beautiful and saddest things I have ever seen
Hey guys you should follow my friend’s new porn blog, he just started it so if you’re into gay porn (which I know most of you are) you should check it out and follow him :)
This guy in my class makes me want to punch him in the face because he’s always answering questions. I only hate him because my douchebag ex started dating this guy 2 weeks after we broke (they had dated in the past) and they’re totally in love and gonna get married and stuff and just hearing this kid talk makes me want to punch him repeatedly in the face ugh
Michael and Jan seem to be playing their own separate game of “Let’s See How Uncomfortable We Can Make Our Guests,” and they’re both winning.
Anonymous asked: you're one of the most amazing people i know. how was your day?
WHO ARE YOU OMG and it was good, I hung out with friend all afternoon and just chilled and it was easy and nice. How was yours? Also who are you?
hey sheldon, what’s up?
the ceiling, of course
[extensively long laugh track, continuing on for minutes, breaking on hours. audience members are slowly dying of laughter, unable to stop. the actors want to cry out in grief for them to stop, but they are on set. it is a massive tragedy]
They had it comin’ all along. ’Cause if they used us and they abused us. How could they tell us that we were wrong?